Teacher: How old is your dad.
Student: He is as old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Student: Because he became
a dad only after I was born.
School Joke
Teacher: Which is your native place?
Rahul: Maharashtra m'aam.
Teacher: Can you spell it?
Rahul: Actually my native place is goa.
once a teacher says-
teacher-if i had 10 eggs and i gave 5 to you how many would you have
vidhi-mam 0
teacher-how
vidhi-i would throw all 5 on you
My teacher pointed at me with ruler & said:-
"At end of the ruler is an idiot..
.."
i got punishd after askin
"WICH END? :)
attitude!! |
Teacher: Why r u talking during my Lecture...?
Student: Why r u teaching during my conversation...:P
religion
TEACHER : IF U tell me where is Allah I,ll Reward U 100 Rupeeess.
STUDENT : But I'll Give U millions. If U tell meh where Allah Is not...!! .
STUDENT : But I'll Give U millions. If U tell meh where Allah Is not...!! .
lol
My Teacher pointed at ME with a Ruler and said:
"At da end of diz ruler iz an idiot."
I still dunt get it dat Y i got rusticated,,,,,,????
......I only asked him:
"Which side sir??
"At da end of diz ruler iz an idiot."
I still dunt get it dat Y i got rusticated,,,,,,????
......I only asked him:
"Which side sir??
black and white An Intelligent Student Asked his Teacher: If White is a Color & Black is Also a Color?? So why Black & White TV is Not a Color TV?? . . . . ....... . Teacher Shocked :O Student Rocked Thumbs Up, If Yew Like it answer now Top replies of a teacher when he/she doesn't know the answer.. 1. I think the question is wrong. 2. I'll tell u tomorrow. 3. Don't ask such foolish questions. 4. This u'll read in ur next semesters. And the best 1 is 5. Raise ur hands who know the answer. If still unanswered, then This is ur homework to find the answer,i won't tell u now....:P Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Australia? Student: Sun Teacher: what the hell are you talking?? do you have any logic prove it. Student: Sir, i have a logic. Teacher: If you proved it I would leave my job right now class you are the witness. Student: We can see the sun all the time, but can’t see Australia. Class: Thank you sir!!!!. TEACHER: Why didi't you do your schoolwork? STUDENT: Because we had to go home TEACHER: Why didnt you do it there? STUDENT: Because you said it was schoolwork not homework! |
Teacher:Rahul tell me the difference between orange and apple.
Student:Ma'am the color of orange is orange but the color of apple is not apple
Student:Ma'am the color of orange is orange but the color of apple is not apple
