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Silly Teacher Student Joke
Teacher: How old is your dad. 
Student: He is as old as I am.
Teacher: How is it possible?
Student: Because he became 

 a dad only after I was born.




School Joke 

Teacher: Which is your native place? 

Rahul: Maharashtra m'aam. 

Teacher: Can you spell it? 

Rahul: Actually my native place is goa. 





once a teacher says-
teacher-if i had 10 eggs and i gave 5 to you how many would you have
vidhi-mam 0
teacher-how
vidhi-i would throw all 5 on you





My teacher pointed at me with ruler & said:-

"At end of the ruler is an idiot..
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i got punishd after askin

"WICH END? :)






attitude!!



Teacher: Why r u talking during my Lecture...?

Student: Why r u teaching during my conversation...:P 





religion



TEACHER : IF U tell me where is Allah I,ll Reward U 100 Rupeeess.

STUDENT : But I'll Give U millions. If U tell meh where Allah Is not...!! .





lol

My Teacher pointed at ME with a Ruler and said:
"At da end of diz ruler iz an idiot."

I still dunt get it dat Y i got rusticated,,,,,,????

......I only asked him:
"Which side sir??





black and white

An Intelligent Student Asked his Teacher: If White is a Color & Black is Also a Color?? So why Black & White TV is Not a Color TV??
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Teacher Shocked :O
Student Rocked

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answer now

Top replies of a teacher when he/she doesn't know the answer..

1. I think the question is wrong.
2. I'll tell u tomorrow.
3. Don't ask such foolish questions.
4. This u'll read in ur next semesters.
And the best 1 is
5. Raise ur hands who know the answer.
If still unanswered, then
This is ur homework to find the answer,i won't tell u now....:P




Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Australia?
Student: Sun
Teacher: what the hell are you talking?? do you have any logic prove it.
Student: Sir, i have a logic.
Teacher: If you proved it I would leave my job right now class you are the witness.
Student: We can see the sun all the time, but can’t see Australia.
Class: Thank you sir!!!!.




TEACHER: Why didi't you do your schoolwork?
STUDENT: Because we had to go home
TEACHER: Why didnt you do it there?
STUDENT: Because you said it was schoolwork not homework!












Teacher:Rahul tell me the difference between orange and apple.
Student:Ma'am the color of orange is orange but the color of apple is not apple